Tuesday, February 26, 2013

The Return of Candidate #58

Yo, Cand. #58, u need to stop emailing me.  We r not going 2 b hiring u.  Thx, ITCF.



Monday, February 25, 2013

Candidate #60

Someone once told Candidate #60 to be brief and concise on their resume.  I think it will be a brief and concise trip Into the Circular File.


Friday, February 22, 2013

Candidate #59

Candidate #59 should probably look deep Into the Circular File for all the missing words in this email.


Thursday, February 21, 2013

Candidate #58

It's a shame I can't show you what's blacked out.  It sounds like Candidate #58 would like to hang out, go Into The Circular File and get our nails done and shop at Forever 21.



Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Candidate #57

I'm glad Candidate #57 is so concerned about my employment that they replied to our new ad from their cellphone.  Does anyone have a cell number that replies Into The Circular File?