Candidate #51

Donde esta the circular file?

Candidate #50

Something tells me "get a job" was on his honey-do list.  Hopefully he mowed the lawn and fixed the darn table in time for his entrance Into The Circular File.

Candidate #49

Do you think Candidate #49 even knows what job they are applying for?  All candidates asking this many questions should form a line that leads right Into The Circular File.

Candidate #48

It's Valentine's Day and I am all about sharing the love, but not so much about sharing the resume.  I will forward this Into The Circular File.

Candidate #47

Ladies, have you ever been in a bar and a guy came along and gave you a generic pick-up line like, "If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"  Would you think he was your future husband?  That's kinda how we feel about Candidate #47 and our future together.  Some candidates run though our mind all day, Candidate #47 is just running Into The Circular File.

Candidate #46

Candidate #46's obsession with polysyllabic words is overwhelming, unnecessary, superfluous, gratuitous, redundant and utterly distracting.  Into The Circular File it goes, went, exited, left, departed and fled.   

Candidate #45

The house may always win, but this applicant definitely loses.  Cash in your chips and head directly Into The Circular File.