Candidate #42

You aren't: using proper tense in your list.  I am: dropping this right Into The Circular File.

Candidate #41

After looking at this mess I think I just threw up a little bit Into The Circular File. 

Candidate #40

I now pronounce you read and rejected .  You may kiss the bride on your way Into The Circular File. 

Candidate #39

This resume left me thinking of thick mustaches.  Aloha to you, as you go right Into The Circular File.

Candidate #38

Do you think their letters of "reccomenation" will keep them from being e-mailed Into The Circular File?

Candidate #37

I know some people struggle with which words are appropriate to capitalize on their resume.  It's good to see Candidate #37 didn't overthink it and went with just about everything.  I hope he doesn't go kicking and screaming Into The Circular File.

Candidate #36

Strange things are afoot at Into The Circular File.

Candidate #35

This candidate can ponder the importance of one letter from the bottom of the can after being thrown Into The Circular File.  

 

Candidate #34

It's the Goldilocks and the Three Bears version of a resume.  This position has too much information. That position has too little information.  But this position fits just right Into The Circular File.

Candidate #33

I wonder if there is a special support group for people who use horrid formatting and tiny fonts somewhere out there.  Maybe Candidate #33 can bring one of their meetings Into The Circular File.