Candidate #32

Into The Circular File is a round dark place where this resume would fit right in.  Into The Circular File doesn't like Candidate #32.

Candidate #31

Where do you get the idea that I want to read that much about you?   Halfway through I am sure I will want to just curl up and crawl Into The Circular File myself.

Candidate #30

Now that we know what insurance companies are doing with all the money they make, we can clean up this disaster and drop this resume Into The Circular File with those soaked dollar bills.

Candidate #29

Why not play a little game while you wait for the turkey to cook.  Remember not to throw the leftovers Into The Circular File.

Candidate #28

I know the job market is tough, but being vague only makes you look a bit desperate and will get you nowhere.  Oh wait, it will get you entrance Into The Circular File.

Candidate #27

Let me tell you how long it takes to get Into The Circular File from where you live.  Oh wait, you're already there.

Candidate #26 Red-ux

A very special submission sent Into The Circular File.  One of our favorite readers has taken red pen to paper in response to Candidate #26's cover letter fiasco.  Do you have your own take on any of the candidates?  Send it on in to itcfblog@gmail.com and we will share it with the class.

Candidate #26

There are so many things wrong with this cover letter, I invite you to take out your red pens.  Don't worry, there are plenty of flubs to go around, any one of which would earn this candidate a first class ticket Into The Circular File. 

Candidate #25

In the 3rd grade, I won the class spelling bee.  Unfortunately, a potential employer doesn't care and it wouldn't keep me from being dropped Into the Circular File.  The same applies to Candidate #25.

Candidate #24

Sadly, the cover letter was not remotely indicative of the attached resume, which was actually well written.  The best you can "hopes" for is a soft landing as you enter Into The Circular File.

Candidate #23

For a good time, come on Into The Circular File. Candidates #3 and #17 are waiting for you.

Candidate #22

Here is the 24,9999th reason a candidate should go Into The Circular File.

Candidate #21

There has been a crappy grammar outbreak.  Please proceed Into The Circular File for vaccination.

Candidate #20

I don't even know where to begin with this one...so perhaps we won't start at all.  Do not pass go.  Do not collect $200.  Go directly Into The Circular File.

Candidate #19

I am pretty sure if Candidate #19 had actually attended Harvard, they would know it's called Harvard University.  Good news though, Candidate#19 has been offered a full ride Into The Circular File.

Candidate #18

Please make sure your emotional baggage will fit into the overhead compartment as you get Into The Circular File.