The Return of Candidate #58

Yo, Cand. #58, u need to stop emailing me.  We r not going 2 b hiring u.  Thx, ITCF.

Candidate #60

Someone once told Candidate #60 to be brief and concise on their resume.  I think it will be a brief and concise trip Into the Circular File.

Candidate #59

Candidate #59 should probably look deep Into the Circular File for all the missing words in this email.

Candidate #58

It's a shame I can't show you what's blacked out.  It sounds like Candidate #58 would like to hang out, go Into The Circular File and get our nails done and shop at Forever 21.

Candidate #57

I'm glad Candidate #57 is so concerned about my employment that they replied to our new ad from their cellphone.  Does anyone have a cell number that replies Into The Circular File?

Candidate #56

A British accent can often sound sophisticated and charming to the average American.  Candidate #56 was going along swimmingly until they hit the last sentence, then it was right Into The Rubbish Bin.

 

Candidate #55

Who doesn't love a reader submission?  Candidate #55 was applying for a proofreading position.  I am sure the irony will not be lost on you.  Despite the fact our reader tossed this one Into The Circular File,  the casual wording of this resume will have it rising quickly to the top of the heap.